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Mere Dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum,
Duub kar jisme mar jayen wo river ho tum,
Mere jeevan me ab to forever ho tum.

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Na Tu chhat per aati na mai tera Diwana hota,
na tu patthar marti na mai kana hota.

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Arz kiya hai…
Chay k Pyale se uthati Bhap me aapki Taswir najar aati hai,
bas isi chakkar me Roz meri Chay thandi ho jati hai..!

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Jani jin Tufanon me Logon k aashiyane ud jate hai,
unhi Tufanon me hum apni CHADDIYAN sukhate hai.

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Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha,
Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha…..
paas jakar dekha to Sardar naha raha tha.

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Arz kiya hai…
Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,
Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,
aur Chasma utarta houn to Ladkiyan nahi Dikhti hai.

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Arz kiya hai…
Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,
Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,
Yaha thookna mana hai…!

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jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi kii piya na jaye,
zindgi me dard hai magar itna bhi nahi kii jiya na jaye,
SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi kii kiya na jaye.

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Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka noor ho,
apni adaon k liye mashoor ho,
tum ho is zamane me sabse alag, sabse juda…
kyunki tum insaan k roop me Languur ho.

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keemti cheez k har koi kaabil nahin hota,
Ye to tere PitaJi ki meharbani hain…
warna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahin hota.

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Arz kiya hai…
wo aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
wo aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
aur Diye me jo tel tha sir pe laga gaye !

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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya…
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…
Ki lagta hai ki…Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi “NAHAYA”.

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College ki life me kai yaar milte hai,
usme kuch kamine to kuch dildar milte hai,
agar achhe se padhai ki to koi bante hai Doctor to koi engneer,
warna Darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai.

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Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh k har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai….
Hum kis-kis k liye Tajmahal banwayein ??? Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai.!

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,
Ki duniya wale jal jaate hai…
Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain….
Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain…!

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ajeeb si kashish hai app me ki hum aap k khayalo me khoye rehte hai…
ye soch k aap khwabo me aaye hum din me bhi soye rehte hai…..!

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Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…
Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?

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Arz kiya hai….ki
Aaj aasman me Taare aise Chamak rahe hai,
Aaj aasman me Taare aise Chamak rahe hai,
Jaise kal Chamak rahe the.!!

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Tajmahal kya cheez hai mai to usse bhi bara mahal banaunga arre mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi…
mai to tujhe zinda hi dafanaunga.

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Dil ka dard Dil todne wale kya jaane,
Pyar k rivajon ko zamana kya jaane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko patane me…
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

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Kitne haseen hai aap…!
khud ko duniya ki nazaron se bachaya karo…
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi…
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.

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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Syahi mat samajhna…
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Syahi mat samajhna…
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.

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Arz Kiya Hai…
Kar liya izhar-E-ishq humne phone par…
Kar liya izhar-e-ishq humne phone par.
Lakh rupaye ki baat thi…do rupye me ho gayi.

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Khuda kare guum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje, aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker k tung krun logon ko, naam aae tera
Tujhe jute parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera.

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Padhe likhe hote ager karte kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota aur pakdte haath haseenon ka.

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Arz kya hai…
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi…
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle….bakri kha gayi..!

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Arz kiya hai…
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega…
I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower.

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Jab Baagon me bahar aayegi,
tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi…
Tanhaiyan to tumhari dur ho jayengi,
Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?

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Wo kahte hai hum se ki aapka message churaya hua hota hai,
Wo kahte hai hum se ki aapka message churaya hua hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchh to kadar kar lo zalim…..
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai.

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marne par hame jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere Dost…..
pata nahi upar jakar NETWORK mile na mile.

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Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe le jayen,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho.

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Apple Katata hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aa gaya yaro…..
Joote khata hoon wife se.

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Wo jab chalti hai to raahon me 100-100 k note bichata hoon,
Wo chali jati hai tab uthaa lata hoon.

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tumko dekha to…. tumko dekha to……
tumko dekha to yeh khayal aya …..
pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!

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Prem to hume bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi,
Taj Mahal to hume bhi banana tha…..
par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.

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tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,
tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,
kya tikh se dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai.

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kabhi hausla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhi thand pade…..
hafte me ek baar to nahana hi chahiye.

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Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai…
Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae Dost,
Bas gali wali Jamadaarni udas rehti hai.

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Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se….
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.

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Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car diya,
Apartment manga.. bangla diya,
Dost manga to tumhain diya,
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyou kiya.

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A Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega,
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR…
sham k sabji ka intezam ho jaega…!

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apko miss karna..roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..aadat ki baat hai.
aap se duur rehna..kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..himmat ki baat hai.

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Chaand me dekha to aap dikhe,
Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe,
Taaro mein dekha to aap dikhe,
Are yaar thoda side me ho jaao..!
to kuch aur bhi dikhe…!!

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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum.
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

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Kaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote…
Kaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote…
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhi saaath hote.

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Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!

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Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,
Tere liye Chand Taare tod denge,
Tere liye Khushiyon k darwaaje kol denge,
1 baar hans k to dikha, tere sare daant tod denge.

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khidaki se dekha raste pe koi nahi tha,
khidaki se dekha raste pe koi nahi tha,
raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

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Kabhi hausla bhi aazma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye…
Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha hi lena chahiye.

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Arz kiya hai…
Na jane Ye Jhuti Duniya Kaha Ja Rahi hai,
wah… wah wah wah…
Na jane Ye Jhuti Duniya Kaha Ja Rahi hai,
Insan Khud PAAD ke Kehta hai Ye BADBU Kahan Se Aa Rahi hai…

Har karz Dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to Dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere Doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi me dance kaun karega?

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom k barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mai bhiga teri yad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata,ab to meri Chhatri Lauta de Bhai.

wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mamu-Mamu keh ke bulate hain.

Jindgi rahi to bar bar milenge
Jindgi rahi to bar bar milenge
Agar na rahi to…?
HARIDWAR me milenge.